yamiyume:

rukatheuke:

cruzto14:

How to do this;

1. Paint your nails any colour you’d like & LET THEM DRY.
2. You will need rubbing alcohol & newspaper
3. Cut out a little section of the newspaper & place it on your nail
4. Put rubbing alcohol on a cotton ball and dab it over the newspaper
5. THERE YOU GO :)

THAT’S AMAZING

That is awesome!

So doing this tonight.

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

bioshockinfinitebooker:

rnarstar:

ive been seeing a ton of character creator stuff going around on tumblr and i wanted to make my own! so here you go, one with eye color, hair length, hair color, height, weight, clothing style, emotions, poses, and species

feel free to pick and choose if you dont like a catagory, an option you got, or if one doesnt make sense (aka if you get the pose “on one knee” and the species “mermaid”)

have fun guys, and if you draw a character using this, tag it with “marcharcreator”, id love to see it! reblogs are also really appreciated. enjoy!

hey guys, i made this yesterday, have fun using it and please reblog :D

ask-shenaniganstuck:

Who are you?

And more importantly, who told you?

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

saffythegeek:

xgrabmyy:

A South Korean designer named Jeabyun Yeon has created a conceptual scuba mask that will allow humans to breath underwater without the aid of an oxygen tank. It is called Triton, and mimics the gills found on fish to draw oxygen from the water to supply breathable air for humans. How exciting.

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL.

ask-shenaniganstuck:

After carefully going over the possi8ilities of such an equation, it puzzled me for a moment, even as a seer of light.

However, I eventually reached a conclusion in one num8er.

image

jean-claude-van-dong:

thatfunnyblog:

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.

Nah, it’s the face of someone who’s had this happen too many times, it’s the face of resignation to the inevitable, he has given up. It is the face of one who remembers the embarrassment of the first, and the futile rage of endless repetition. He was broken, even before he was built, and now he stares, an accusation, not his, but our own, for letting this happen.

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